The Only Change I Can Really See

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.