The One Thing I Think We Learned

Socialism Appeals To Me. It's Like Imposed Christianity. You've Got To Share.

Wow, You Survived A Blackout. You're Made Of Stronger Stuff Than Ice Cream.

I Don't Understand How Anybody's Still A Democrat Or A Republican. I Don't Know What They're Basing It On.

What Is The Difference Between A Democrat And A Republican? A Democrat Blows, A Republican Sucks.

I Like Indoor Christmas Trees. And I Like People Who Decorate Their Homes With Lights And All That Crap. I Think It's A Healthy Outlet For Them. If They Weren't Covering Their Lawns With Twinkling Lights, They'd Be Doing Something That Was Really, Really Creepy.