The Old System Of Having A Baby

I Argue Very Well. Just Ask Any Of My Remaining Friends.

Software Is Usually Accompanied By Documentation In The Form Of Big Fat Scary Manuals That Nobody Ever Reads. In Fact, For The Past Five Years Most Of The Manuals Shipped With Software Products Have Actually Been Copies Of Stephen King's The Stand With New Covers Pasted On.

Granted, This System Is Insane, But We Must Not Let Sanity Stand In The Way Of Airport Security.

Seriously? You Won’t Help Me?” “help Yourself Get Killed? No, I Won’t.

What I Look Forward To Is Continued Immaturity Followed By Death.