The Ocean Will Take Care Of This

Say Whatever You Will About Donald Trump, There's One Thing Nobody Can Deny, And That Is He Has A Can-do Spirit - Good Old American Can-do Spirit - And Trump's Can-do Spirit Is Backed Up With Trump's Can-do Action.

There Hasn't Been A Leak From One Of The Associates Of The King Saying, "this Guy Trump, He Already Insulted Us Wanting Ketchup With His Steak, And Then He Wanted Two Scoops Of Ice Cream On The Falafel. It's Not Done. This Guy's An Absolute Barbarian." And There Hasn't Been A Leak From An Associate Of King Salman Telling Somebody In The Drive-by Media That Donald Trump Looked At His Son, The Prince, And Said, "man, I Hope You Live A Long Time 'cause Your Son's A Nut Job." We Haven't Had Leaks Like This About The Trump Foreign Trip.

The Supreme Court Has Never Ruled That The Children Of Illegal Aliens Are American Citizens.

The Cookie-cutter Liberal, The Standard Operating Procedure Liberal, Is Really A Giant Ignoramus. I Mean That Seriously. They're Really Ignorant.

Football Is Potential Post-career Suicide.