The Occupational Hazard Of Being A Playboy

Lifelong Monogamy Is A Maniacal Idea.

The First Kiss Ideally Signals Rapture, Exchange Of Hearts, And Imminent Marriage. Otherwise It Is A Kiss That Lies. All Very Crude And Nonsensical, And Yet It Is The Staple Myth Of Hundreds Of Comics Called 'sweethearts,' 'romantic Secrets' And So Forth. The State Induced By The Kiss Is Actually Self-induced, Of Course, For Few Lips Are So Gifted With Electric And Psychedelic Possibilities.

War Is The Admission Of Defeat In The Face Of Conflicting Interests.

Soccer Is An Art More Central To Our Culture Than Anything The Arts Council Deigns To Recognize.

Act Quickly, Think Slowly.