The Next World War Will Be Fought

Isn't It Strange That I Who Have Written Only Unpopular Books Should Be Such A Popular Fellow?

When A Man, After Long Years Of Searching, Chances Upon A Thought Which Discloses Something Of The Beauty Of This Mysterious Universe, He Should Not Therefore Be Personally Celebrated. He Is Already Sufficiently Paid By His Experience Of Seeking And Finding.

Not All Things Worth Counting Are Countable And Not All Things That Count Are Worth Counting.

Some Men Spend A Lifetime In An Attempt To Comprehend The Complexities Of Women. Others Pre-occupy Themselves With Somewhat Simpler Tasks, Such As Understanding The Theory Of Relativity!

A Desk, Some Pads, A Pencil, And A Large Basket -- To Hold All Of Mu Mistakes.