The Music Business Looks Like, You Know,

Gypsies At Home Watching Jerry Falwell On Tv, Might Mean Something To You, It Ain't Nothing To Me.

I'm Not Trying To Be Cool. I Have A Problem With Lights. I Have One Eye That's Become Super-sensitive To Lighting, So I Do Wear Sunglasses Quite A Bit.

Oh Yeah, Alright, Take It Easy Baby, Make It Last All Night. She Was An American Girl.

Bring Me A Girl, They're Always The Best. You Put 'em On Stage, And You Have 'em Undress.

I've Learned One Thing, And That's To Quit Worrying About Stupid Things. You Have Four Years To Be Irresponsible Here, Relax. Work Is For People With Jobs. You'll Never Remember Class Time, But You'll Remember The Time You Wasted Hanging Out With Your Friends. So Stay Out Late. Go Out With Your Friends On A Tuesday When You Have A Paper Due On Wednesday. Spend Money You Don't Have. Drink 'til Sunrise. The Work Never Ends, But College Does.