The Movies And All That Stuff Are

My Rule Is To Save Myself First.

I Want To Be Funny, But It Has To Be A Believable Funny.

Sports Are Basically Our Way Of Feeling Sorry For Ourselves. Most Men Can't Become Athletes. We're Watching Guys Who Actually Made It. We See Them Dunking And Making Touchdowns. Then We Think About Ourselves When We Were Younger.

I Know How I Get Hard. Running On A Treadmill Behind Women In A Gym Normally Does It For Me.

Take Me And My Role Seriously. Take My Talent Seriously.