The Most Practical Thing In The World

I Used To Dread Getting Older Because I Thought I Would Not Be Able To Do All The Things I Wanted To Do, But Now That I Am Older I Find That I Don't Want To Do Them.

What Would We Say If Men Changed The Length Of Their Trousers Every Year?

It Is Hopeless Trying To Go Forward When You Are Looking Backward.

The Only Thing I Like About Rich People Is Their Money.

The Only Thing The Women Were After Was Just The Chance To Help The World On. But Some Men Were So Dreadfully Afraid Of Them That They Refused To Understand, And Talked About 'shrieking Sisterhoods' And 'disappointed Spinsters' And Rubbish Of That Sort.