The More You Know, The Sadder You

There's Nothing More I Love Than Mcdonald's Dollar Menu. With Just The Change I Find Between My Couch Cushions, I Can Eat Something With The Nutritional Value Of A Couch Cushion.

Opinions Are Like Demo Tapes. I Don't Want To Hear Yours

Arbitrary Rules Teach Kids Discipline: If Every Rule Made Sense, They Wouldn't Be Learning Respect For Authority, They'd Be Learning Logic.

You Can Change The World. Please Don't Do That, Ok? Some Of Us Like The Way Things Are Going Now.

There Must Be A God, Because I Don't Know How Things Work.