The Miracle Is The Adverbs, The Way

If You Are Interested In Happy Endings, You Would Be Better Off Reading Some Other Book. In This Book, Not Only Is There No Happy Ending, There Is No Happy Beginning And Very Few Happy Things In The Middle. This Is Because Not Very Many Happy Things Happened In The Lives Of The Three Baudelaire Youngsters.

If You Are A Student You Should Always Get A Good Nights Sleep Unless You Have Come To The Good Part Of Your Book, And Then You Should Stay Up All Night And Let Your Schoolwork Fall By The Wayside, A Phrase Which Means 'flunk'.

If You Wish To Avoid An Unpleasant Story You Had Best Put This Book Down

Love Was In The Air, So Both Of Us Walked Through Love On Our Way To The Corner.

The Worst Surroundings In The World Can Be Tolerated If The People In Them Are Interesting And Kind.