The Minute You Read Something That You

The Theater Is A Great Equalizer: It Is The Only Place Where The Poor Can Look Down On The Rich.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.

If You Feel The Urge, Don't Be Afraid To Go On A Wild Goose Chase. What Do You Think Wild Geese Are For Anyway?

The Minute You Read Something And You Can't Understand It, You Can Be Sure It Was Written By A Lawyer. Then, If You Give It To Another Lawyer To Read And He Don't Know Just What It Means, Then You Can Be Sure It Was Drawn Up By A Lawyer. If It's In A Few Words And Is Plain, And Understandable Only One Way, It Was Written By A Non-lawyer.

The Trouble With Our Praying Is, We Just Do It As A Means Of Last Resort.