The Mind's Ability To Rationalize It's Own

If You Pray Hard Enough, Water Will Run Uphill. How Hard? Why, Hard Enough To Make Water Run Uphill, Of Course!

Being Sorry Won't Get You Into Heaven. Get Happy, Son. Get That Old Spring Into Your Step And Stay On Your Toes.

Never Trust Machinery More Complicated Than A Knife And Fork.

When You're Rich, You Don't Have Friends; You Just Have Endless Acquaintances.

I Believe In My Neighbors. I Know Their Faults And I Know That Their Virtues Far Outweigh Their Faults.