The Mayor Of Hong Kong, Who Said

Moses, Who Said When The Red Sea Parted, What The Hell Was That? I Was Just Going In For A Dip! Never Got A Dinner!

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

Abraham Lincoln, Who Said, A House Divided... Is A Condominium. Never Got A Dinner!

Where Else But In America Can A Poor Black Man Like Michael Jackson Grow Up To Be A Rich White Woman?

Dinah Shore? Wonderful Woman. Dinah Formed A Foundation To Locate Missing Senior Citizens By Putting Their Pictures On Prune Juice Bottles.