The Majority Of People Who Keel Over

Don't Worry About The Past And Don't Try To Solve The Future.

All Solutions Are Temporary, So Why Not Go For Duct Tape?

There Is Almost No Marital Problem That Can't Be Helped Enormously By Taking Off Your Clothes.

I Believe In Looking Reality Straight In The Eye And Denying It.

I Think That You Are Only Obliged To Be A Humorist From The Age Of 18 Until You Turn 30. Past The Age Of 30 I Don't Think There Is Any Obligation To Be Clever At All.