The Lord Helps Those Who Help Themselves.

If You Don't Want To Play Clean Football Then Go Up Into The Stands

Carlitos Is Amazing. He Does What He Wants With The Arabs. He Tells Them "i Want To Go To Buenos Aires" And They Say "no, Carlitos, Stay Here Now, We'll Give You More Money". And Then He Gets More Money!

Messi Scores A Goal And Celebrates. Cristiano Scores A Goal And Poses Like He's In A Shampoo Commercial.

Even If There Was A Hand, It Was The Hand Of God.

The Manchester Derby Is Bigger And More Important Than El Classico.