The Local Groceries Are All Out Of

Obama's The Most Thoughtful-sounding President I Can Remember. He Seems To Be Saying What He Wants To Say, And That Is A Great Relief. He Always Sounds Like He's Thinking About What He's Saying While He's Saying It, And That's A Rare Thing In Politicians.

Pete Rose Is Too Rich A Character To Fit On A Bronze Plaque. He Requires A Good, Trenchant, Poignant (ah, Petey) Book, And This Is It.

I've Never Thought It Was Necessary To Make Fun Of People - You Can Find Fun In People Without Necessarily Mocking Them.

Cats Have Intercepted My Footsteps At The Ankle For So Long That My Gait, Both At Home And On Tour, Has Been Compared To That Of A Man Wading Through Low Surf.

Twiddle-twiddle Away At My Softly Clicky Keyboard For A While, Making Twiddly Adjustments All Along- And Then Print What I Have Twiddled. Glare At The Printout And Snarl And Curse And Scribble Almost Illegibly All Over It With A Ballpoint Pen. Go Back To The Machine And Enter The Scribbles. Repeat This Procedure Until I Hate The Very Meaning Of Every Word I Know.