Goodnight, My Darlings, I'll See You Tomorrow.

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.

Everybody Was Up To Something, Especially, Of Course, Those Who Were Up To Nothing.

I'll Go And See Anything So Long As It Amuses Me, Or Moves Me. If It Doesn't Do Either I Want To Go Home.