The Law Will Argue Any Thing, With

This Is The Story Of What A Woman's Patience Can Endure, And What A Man's Resolution Can Achieve.

Your Tears Come Easy, When You're Young, And Beginning The World. Your Tears Come Easy, When You're Old, And Leaving It. I Burst Out Crying.

Any Woman Who Is Sure Of Her Own Wits, Is A Match, At Any Time, For A Man Who Is Not Sure Of His Own Temper.

Tears Are Scientifically Described As A Secretion. I Can Understand That A Secretion May Be Healthy Or Unhealthy, But I Cannot See The Interest Of A Secretion From A Sentimental Point Of View.

If I Ever Meet With The Man Who Fulfills My Ideal, I Shall Make It A Condition Of The Marriage Settlement, That I Am To Have Chocolate Under The Pillow.