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President Bush Says He Now Wants To Simplify The Tax Code. Only Those In The Blue States Will Pay.

Barack Obama Is Putting His Team Together To Take Over The Administration. So Far, He's Got His Mother-in-law, Who Is Going To Be Living With Him, And They Are Talking About Hillary For Secretary Of State. You Have Your Mother-in-law And Hillary Clinton. Sounds Like Smooth Sailing To Me.

Sarah Palin Was Delivering A Speech And She Said 'refudiate.' It's Not A Word – You Have Refute And Repudiate, And She Combined Them. A Lot Of Times That Will Happen And People Will Confuse Combinations Of Words. I Remember A Couple Years Ago John Mccain Mistakenly Combined The Words Vice President And Palin.

Tim Tebow Has Been On The Bench Longer Than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Last Halloween I Ran Out Of Candy And I Had To Give The Kids Nicotine Gum.