The Landlady Of A Boarding-house Is A

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So.

I Am What Is Called A Professor Emeritus—from The Latin E, 'out,' And Meritus, 'so He Ought To Be.

Indeed I Have Always Found That The Only Thing In Regard To Toronto Which Faraway People Know For Certain Is That Mcgill University Is In It.

Life, We Learn Too Late, Is In The Living, The Tissue Of Every Day And Hour.

Most People Tire Of A Lecture In Ten Minutes; Clever People Can Do It In Five. Sensible People Never Go To Lectures At All. But The People Who Do Go To A Lecture And Who Get Tired Of It, Presently Hold It As A Sort Of Grudge Against The Lecturer Personally. In Reality His Sufferings Are Worse Than Theirs.