The Ideal Build For A Golfer Would

The More I Work And Practice, The Luckier I Seem To Get.

The Pressure Gets Worse The Older You Get. The Hole Starts To Look The Size Of A Bayer Aspirin.

I Wish I Could Put A Patent On That Thing. That Was So Straight I Had To Lean Over Sideways To See The Flag!

You Must Work Very Hard To Become A Natural Golfer.

I Think That If People Would Be Willing To Grow Some Of Their Own Food Or Eat Locally Grown Organic Foods On A Regular Basis We Could Significantly Decrease The Amount Of Harmful Chemicals We Pump Into Our Soil Every Day.