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A Committee Is A Group Of Individuals Who All Put In A Perfectly Good Color, And It Comes Out Gray.

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Teacher, Teacher, I Declare, I See Your Purple Underwear.

A "normal" Person Is The Sort Of Person That Might Be Designed By A Committee. You Know, "each Person Puts In A Pretty Color And It Comes Out Gray."

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