The Greatest Fallacy Of Democracy Is That

Beware Of Altruism. It Is Based On Self-deception, The Root Of All Evil.

A Critic Is A Man Who Creates Nothing And Thereby Feels Qualified To Judge The Work Of Creative Men. There Is Logic In This; He Is Unbiased, He Hates All Creative People Equally.

Always Tell Her She Is Beautiful, Especially If She Is Not.

Obscurity Is The Refuge Of Incompetence.

To Get Anywhere, Or Even To Live A Long Time, A Man Has To Guess, And Guess Right, Over And Over Again, Without Enough Data For A Logical Answer.