The Great Mystery Of Our Consciousness Is

My Beautiful Wife Is Dead. She Meant Everything To Me. Her Laughter, Her Tears And Her Joy Will Remain With Me The Rest Of My Life.

I Envy The People Who Say, 'oh, Well, I've Got My Name In The Golden Book And I'm Going To Be Entered Into The Pearly Gates.'

The Truth Can't Be Hidden For Long.

Let Women Figure Out Why They Won't Sleep With You. Don't Do Their Work For Them.

Oh, For God's Sake... Get A Life, Will You?