The God Of The World's Leading Religion.

Dentist: A Prestidigitator Who, Putting Metal Into Your Mouth, Pulls Coin Out Of Your Pocket.

Patience, N. A Minor Form Of Dispair, Disguised As A Virtue.

Patriotism, N. Combustible Rubbish Ready To The Torch Of Any One Ambitious To Illuminate His Name. In Dr. Johnson's Famous Dictionary Patriotism Is Defined As The Last Resort Of A Scoundrel. With All Due Respect To An Enlightened But Inferior Lexicographer I Beg To Submit It Is The First.

Hybrid, N. A Pooled Issue.

Hatred, N. A Sentiment Appropriate To The Occasion Of Another's Superiority.