The Goal In Life Is To Be

It'd Be Nice To Make Lots Of Money But It's Quite Difficult, Because Every Time I Make Lots Of Money I Make A Bigger Piece That Costs Lots Of Money.

I Don't Think I'd Want My Pet In Formaldehyde, But I Guess In America They Would.

In Fact, The First Piece Of Art I Ever Sold, I Paid Someone Else To Make The Next One, So I Could Actually Keep Going Out Drinking.

When It Comes To The British Monarchy, I Prefer To Be Seduced By An Image Than Presented With A Real Person. It's Kind Of A Warhol Thing.

When I Used To Do Abstract Paintings At School, Like Everyone Else, The Tutor Said These Would Make Great Curtains. I Would Always Neglect The Formal Stuff That Was Going On By Using Colour, Because Colour Kind Of Came Naturally To Me.