The French Courage Proceeds From Vanity

All Who Joy Would Win Must Share It. Happiness Was Born A Twin.

Eat, Drink And Love...the Rest Is Not Worth A Nickel

The Dew Of Compassion Is A Tear.

Love Will Find A Way Through Paths Where Wolves Fear To Prey.

This Place Is The Devil, Or At Least His Principal Residence, They Call It The University, But Any Other Appellation Would Have Suited It Much Better, For Study Is The Last Pursuit Of The Society; The Master Eats, Drinks, And Sleeps, The Fellows Drink, Dispute And Pun, The Employments Of The Undergraduates You Will Probably Conjecture Without My Description.