The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More

Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was Dumb

The Worst Thing That Happens To You May Be The Best Thing For You If You Don't Let It Get The Best Of You.

The English Should Give Ireland Home Rule - And Reserve The Motion Picture Rights.

Instead Of Giving Money To Found Colleges To Promote Learning, Why Don't They Pass A Constitutional Amendment Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything? If It Works As Good As The Prohibition One Did, Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

You Can't Legislate Intelligence And Common Sense Into People.