The Freedom That Women Were Supposed To

Some Say That Cusk Has No Sense Of Humour, But Expecting Giggles From This Writer Would Be Akin To Expecting Sonnets From Benny Hill.

I Don't Really Care What People Tell Children - When You Believe In Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny And The Tooth Fairy, One More Fib Won't Hurt. But I Am Infuriated By The Growing Notion, Posited In Some Touchy-feely Quarters, That All Women Are, Or Can Be, Beautiful.

I Believe, Literally, In The God Of The Old Testament, Whom I Understand As The Lord Of The Jews And The Protestants. I'm A Christian Zionist, As Well As A Christian Feminist And A Christian Socialist.

What Men Don't Want, In Fact What Anyone Who's Any Sort Of Thrill-seeking, Intelligent Adult Doesn't Want, Is Some Crushing Bore Describing Their Emotions In Real Time Every Waking Hour.

I Feel I'm Trying To Get This Really Crap Car Going, And It Just Keeps Stalling On Me. And Then Other Times I Feel Like My Life's A Train Thundering Toward Me, And I'm In A Car Stuck On The Crossroads And Can't Get Out. Isn't It Great Being Young!