The First Job I Ever Had Was

Do Your Eye Shadow First, Then Your Foundation. That Way, You Can Clean Up Any Mess Without Starting All Over Again.

There Are A Million Examples Of Not Feeling The Jazz, But Using The Jazz.

If You're Eight And You Live In Los Angeles And Everybody Has Toys And You Go To A Country That Has A Marxist Dictatorship And There Are No Toy Stores And Nobody Speaks English And It's Blazing Hot Every Day And They Only Have Fish, Which You Don't Like, Then You Tend Not To Appreciate The Cultural Lessons You're Learning.

I Like To Play The Ukulele, But I'm Not, Like, Awesome At It. I Mostly Play The Piano And The Guitar.

I Get Embarrassed A Lot Of Times Getting Attention, But I Like Being Onstage. Do You Know What I Mean? If I'm In A Crowd Of People And They're All Looking At Me, I Will Feel Embarrassed. It's A Strange Dichotomy.