The First Amendment Has The Same Role

But The First Lie In The Series Is The One You Make With The Greatest Trepidation And The Heaviest Heart.

Man Makes Plans . . . And God Laughs.

I Have Confused Ideas Of Deity, Heavily Influenced By Mind-altering Years Of Reading Science Fiction, That Do Not Often Trouble Me, But One Thing I Know For Certain, And Have Known Since The Age Of Five Or Six, Is That I Really Can't Stand The God Of Abraham. In Fact, I Consider Him To Constitute The Pattern To Which Every True Asshole I Have Ever Known In My Life Has Pretty Well Conformed.

Nothing Is Boring Exept To People Who Aren't Really Paying Attention.

Writers, Unlike Most People, Tell Their Best Lies When They Are Alone.