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They Oughtta Change Black History Month To Black Progress Month And Start Measuring It.

The Clintons Believe They're Under More Scrutiny Than Anybody's Ever Been, But Because Of The Way They Do Things They Invite That Scrutiny.

I Think Obama Did Have A Pitch, And It Was He Was Gonna Take Care Of You, And He Was Gonna Fix Everything That Was Wrong. And He Personally Was Gonna Guarantee You That Things Are Gonna Be Okay. And He Personally Was Gonna Guarantee That The Country Be Loved Again. And He Personally Was Gonna Do All These Wonderful Things.

I'm Even Stunned At Some Of The Majors You Can Get In College These Days. Like You Can Major In The Mating Habits Of The Australian Rabbit Bat, Major In Leisure Studies... Okay, Get A Journalism Major. Okay, Education Major, Journalism Major. Right. Philosophy Major, Right. Archeology Major. I Don't Know, Whatever It Is. Major In Ballroom Dance, Of Course. It Doesn't Replace Work. How About A Major In Film Studies? How About A Major In Black Studies? How About A Major In Women Studies? How About A Major In Home Ec? Oops, Sorry! No Such Thing.

Bernie Sanders Got $26 Million Raised, 77% Of It From People Under $200 Or Less. Bernie Sanders' Money Is Equal To The Combined Donations Of Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, John Kasich, And Lindsey Graham. It Takes Four Republicans, Including The Establishment's Presumed Front-runner, Jeb Bush.