The Earth Is Real. Only A Fool,

Readers, Not Critics, Are The People Who Determine A Book's Eventual Fate.

Nobody Seems More Obsessed By Diet Than Our Antimaterialist, Otherworldly, New Age, Spiritual Types. But If The Material World Is Merely Illusion, An Honest Guru Should As Content With Budweiser And Bratwurst As With Raw Carrot Juice, Tofu, And Seaweed Slime.

There Is A Deep, Abiding, Unshakable Satisfaction In A Life Of Complete Failure.

For Women, The Sexual Act Is A Means To A Higher End. For A Man, It Is An End In Itself.

Is There A God? Who Knows? Is There An Angry Unicorn On The Dark Side Of The Moon?