The Duty Of Comedy Is To Correct

Beauty Without Intelligence Is Like A Hook Without Bait.

To Create A Public Scandal Is What's Wicked; To Sin In Private Is Not A Sin.

The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The Impromptu.

I Prefer A Pleasant Vice To An Annoying Virtue.

I Might, By Chance, Write Something Just As Shoddy; But Then I Wouldn't Show It To Everybody.