The Dog, To Gain Some Private Ends,

As In Some Irish Houses, Where Things Are So-so, One Gammon Of Bacon Hangs Up For A Show; But, For Eating A Rasher Of What They Take Pride In, They'd As Soon Think Of Eating The Pan It Is Fried In.

A Volcano May Be Considered As A Cannon Of Immense Size.

The Malicious Sneer Is Improperly Called Laughter.

The Pregnant Quarry Teem'd With Human Form.

A Boy Will Learn More True Wisdom In A Public School In A Year Than By A Private Education In Five. It Is Not From Masters, But From Their Equals, That Youth Learn A Knowledge Of The World.