The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

The People Who Think A Guy Walked On Water Versus The People Who Think A Horse Can Fly.

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

If You Don't Believe Your Salmon Is Wild, Ask It To Fetch Your Newspaper And See What Happens.

I'm Primarily Just An Investor.

There's A Fine Line Between Participation And Mockery.