The Democrats Just Want To Ram It

If I Were To Give Advice To Young People, High-achieving Young People For Example, I’d Have To Say, Don’t Neglect Your Family. Politics Is Important, Sitting At The Head Table Is Glamorous. Traveling Around The World, Trying To Do Something For World Peace Was Wonderful. But Family And Friends And Faith Are What Really Matter In Life. And I Know That. I See It So Clearly Now.

My First Act As President Is A Prayer. I Ask You To Bow Your Heads: Heavenly Father, We Bow Our Heads And Thank You For Your Love. Accept Our Thanks For The Peace That Yields This Day And The Shared Faith That Makes Its Continuance Likely. Make Us Strong To Do Your Work, Willing To Head And Hear Your Will, And Write On Our Hearts These Words: 'use Power To Help People." For We Know That We Are Given Power, Not To Advance Our Own Purposes, Nor To Make A Great Show In The World, Nor A Name. There Is But One Just Use Of Power, And It Is To Serve People. Help Us To Remember It Lord, Amen.

We Stand Today At A Unique And Extraordinary Moment. The Crisis In The Persian Gulf , As Grave As It Is, Also Offers A Rare Opportunity To Move Toward An Historic Period Of Cooperation. Out Of These Troubled Times, Our Fifth Objective - A New World Order - Can Emerge: A New Era - Freer From The Threat Of Terror, Stronger In The Pursuit Of Justice, And More Secure In The Quest For Peace. An Era In Which The Nations Of The World, East And West, North And South, Can Prosper And Live In Harmony.

Now That I Am No Longer President, I Find I Can No Longer Win Every Game Of Golf I Play.

I'm President Of The United States, And I'm Not Going To Eat Any More Broccoli!