The Common Argument That Crime Is Caused

I Have Little Belief In Human Progress. The Human Race Is Incurably Idiotic. It Will Never Be Happy.

The Instant I Reach Heaven, I'm Going To Speak To God Very Sharply.

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The Ideal Way To Get Rid Of Any Infectious Disease Would Be To Shoot Instantly Every Person Who Comes Down With It.