The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

If The Shoe Fits, Buy Another One Just Like It.

Germany Lost The Second World War. Fascism Won It. Believe Me, My Friend.

Comedy, I Figured, Was The Thing That Came To Me The Most Easily. Playing The Trumpet And Piano Took Practice. I Thought That Was A Waste Of Time. I'd Go Out On The Street Corner And Be Funny. In A Minute.

I Became A Guy Who Wanted To Be A Comedian Someday, Or A Comic Actor. The Way I Put It Was, I'll Be Like Danny Kaye. He Was Kind Of The Model I Had In Mind.

Politicians Are Put There To Give You The Idea That You Have Freedom Of Choice. You Don't.