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No King On Earth Is As Safe In His Job As A Trade Union Official. There Is Only One Thing That Can Get Him Sacked; And That Is Drink. Not Even That, As Long As He Doesn't Actually Fall Down.

If You Eliminate Smoking And Gambling, You Will Be Amazed To Find That Almost All An Englishman's Pleasures Can Be, And Mostly Are, Shared By His Dog.

All Evolution In Thought And Conduct Must At First Appear As Heresy And Misconduct.

Use Your Health, Even To The Point Of Wearing It Out.

I'm Only A Beer Teetotaler, Not A Champagne Teetotaler; I Don't Like Beer.