The Chief Function Of Stock-market Forecasters Is

The Shortest Period Of Time Lies Between The Minute You Put Some Money Away For A Rainy Day And The Unexpected Arrival Of Rain.

Quinn's First Law Of Investing Is Never To Buy Anything Whose Price You Can't Follow In The Newspapers. An Investment Without A Public Marketplace Attracts The Fabulists The Way Picnics Attract Ants. Stock Brokers And Financial Planners Can Tell You Anything They Want, Because No One Really Knows What's True. The First Corollary To Quinn's First Law States That, Even When The Price Is In The Newspapers, You Shouldn't Buy Anything Too Complex To Explain To The Average 12-year-old.

Lawyers Are Operators Of The Toll Bridge Across Which Anyone In Search Of Justice Has To Pass.

A Faithfully Kept Program Of Savings And Conservative Investments Can Give You More Money And A Better Life Than That Of Your Neighbors Who Spend Everything They Get. This Is Probably The Oldest Financial Advice In The World, But There Are Some Things You Can't Improve On.

Equality Is Never Given, It Is Taken.