The British Churchgoer Prefers A Severe Preacher

There Is No Subject On Which More Dangerous Nonsense Is Talked And Thought Than Marriage.

Life Is No Brief Candle To Me. It Is A Sort Of Splendid Torch Which I Have Got A Hold Of For The Moment, And I Want To Make It Burn As Brightly As Possible Before Handing It On To Future Generations.

You Have To Choose Between Trusting To The Natural Stability Of Gold And The Natural Stability Of The Honesty And Intelligence Of The Members Of The Government. And, With Due Respect To These Gentlemen, I Advise You, As Long As The Capitalist System Lasts, To Vote For Gold.

No Man Ever Believes That The Bible Means What It Says: He Is Always Convinced That It Says What He Means.

Decency Is Indecency's Conspiracy Of Silence