The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

As A Comic, I Think I'm Very Verbally Oriented About A Lot Of The Stuff That I've Written Or Thought Up And How I Say It.

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

Socrates Became A Trendsetter. Other Philosophers, Including Plato And Aristotle And Gus, Quickly Followed Suit, Dropping Their Last Names Too. And, For Centuries After That There Would Be Countless Imitators Including Oltaire, Michelangelo, And, Much Later, Cher.