The Biggest Reason For Divorce Is Marriage.

I'm In A Weird Band. We've Done Very Well. The American Dream Is Alive And Well.

I Worship Scones And Danishes. If I Never Had Another Meal, I Wouldn't Care As Long As I Could Eat Pastries And Jelly Doughnuts.

Anybody Who Picks Up A Guitar And Tells You That There's Some Inner Message That They're Trying To Convey... It's Nonsense. They're Not Being Honest. The Reason They're Doing This Is They Wanna Get Lots Of Chicks And They Don't Want To Work For A Living.

Despite What Your Girlfriend May Have Told You, Size Is Important, Bigger Is Better.

The Most Important Word In American, In Western Culture, Is "i."