The Best Thing About Freshmen Is That

I Want My Team To Have My Personality: Surly, Obnoxious, And Arrogant.

Butch, You Come From Dewitt Clinton. There Are Five Thousand Brothers In That School. You're The Best There. You've Been All-city Two Years In A Row. How Bad Can You Be? You Come With Me And We'll Make Nice Music.

It Bothers Me That The Average Fan, The Average Sportswriter For That Matter, Pays So Much Attention To What's In A Box Score. A Box Score Does Not Properly Represent The Most Important Thing - Team Play. It Shows Some Guy Scoring 27 Points, But It Doesn't Show That My 27-point Man Let His Guy Score 30.

All Love Affairs End. Eventually The Girl Is Gonna Put Curlers In Her Hair.

We Rush For The Stars As We Crawl Toward Our Graves.