The Best Theology Is Probably No Theology;

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.

There's Nothing Like Unrequited Love To Take All The Flavor Out Of A Peanut Butter Sandwich.

The World Is Filled With Unmarried Marriage Counselors.

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!

My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.