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Apes Had It Worked Out. No Ape Would Philosophize, "the Mountain Is, And Is Not." They Would Think, "the Banana Is. I Will Eat The Banana. There Is No Banana. I Want Another Banana.

Priests Were Metal-reinforced Overshoes. They Saved Your Soles. This Is An Assassin Joke.

He Felt As If He Had Been Shipwrecked On The Titanic, But In The Nick Of Time Had Been Rescued. By The Lusitania

He Says Gods Like To See An Atheist Around. Gives Them Something To Aim At.

When I Am Old I Shall Wear Midnight.