The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is

I Don't Read The Sunday Papers; Or The Dailies, Either

Mostly I Sit At Home In The Evenings Watching The Box And Hoping That One Day I'll Evolve Into Plankton.

The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is Someone Who Hasn't Died Yet.

American-style Iced Tea Is The Perfect Drink For A Hot

At Any Given Time, Ninety-nine-point-nine-five Per Cent Of The Human Race Are A Confounded Nuisance