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...the Traces To The East Haven Been Broken, The Republican Party Will Never Again Be Dominated By The Editorial Writers For The New York Herald Tribune. Free At Last.

I Would Like To Electrocute Everyone Who Uses The Word 'fair' In Connection With Income Tax Policies.

We View Our Atomic Arsenal As Proudly And As Devotedly As Any Pioneer Ever Viewed His Flintlock Hanging Over The Mantel As His Children Slept, And Dreamed.

In The Hands Of A Skillful Indoctrinator, The Average Student Not Only Thinks What The Indoctrinator Wants Him To Think . . . But Is Altogether Positive That He Has Arrived At His Position By Independent Intellectual Exertion. This Man Is Outraged By The Suggestion That He Is The Flesh-and-blood Tribute To The Success Of His Indoctrinators.

The Police Can't Use Clubs Or Gas Or Dogs. I Suppose They Will Have To Use Poison Ivy.